What Chris Rock Said

January 20th, 2009 § 4

Pro-O agitprop like this makes me want to move to Canada and wait for Matt Labash to write an article about me. This would be a better country if the new administrator of our public goods jurisdiction were ushered into office with all the fanfare of a shift change at Target.

That said, I’d like to appoint Chris Rock Official Enumerator of the President’s Responsibilities:

CNN: What are you hoping Barack Obama does for this country? What do you think is his most important task?

Rock: You know, if you’re the president you only have two jobs: peace and money. That’s it. I mean, it’s like, what did Clinton do? We were at peace and we had a budget surplus. That’s it. That’s the gig. The closer you get us to those two goals, you know, that’s pretty much the gig. Is that too much to ask for?

§ 4 Responses to “What Chris Rock Said”

  • Cool Cal says:

    I’m sorry, I know the point of Rock’s comment was not the nitty gritty, but we were NOT at peace as I understand the definition under Clinton. He waged several unnecessary wars, which while they were not nearly as long, arduous, and costly as Iraq, were just as much errands of a foolish, wasteful ideology.

    I’m the first one to point out the faults of any president … Bush, Reagan, etc., but it astounds me that in polite society Clinton gets this free pass on the egregious missteps and constitutional violations he made (and I’m NOT talking about his skirt-chasing).

  • [...] record of peace aside, Chris Rock is obviously of a better grade of celebrity. Via the bethrothed, who is more incisive than even Chris Rock when she writes: This would be a better country if the new administrator of our public goods jurisdiction were [...]

  • [...] team of Will Wilkinson and Kerry Howley puncture pro-Obama agitprop with precision. I’m thinking of not moving from Busan just yet, because if being American means serving my President, I need to be less American in the next four [...]

  • Baltimoron says:

    David Bernstein is an even apter complement to Howley’s pithy snark than Wilkinson’s.

    http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2009_01_18-2009_01_24.shtml#1232498051

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